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Hovercraft skirts road ban, drilling continues

PORTLAND, Oregon - Sneakypete Oil Company of Bellylint, Oregon has been developing a recent oil discovery in northern California but has encountered resistance from...

Technical/Operations

Geologists make startling discovery, CBC outraged with denial

CALGARY, Alberta - There is a universal question that most people ask when they meet a geologist. What can you tell me about dinosaurs?...

Unique New Reservoir Simulator Now Available

WASHINGTON, D. C. - No Such Agency Software (NSAS), headquartered in Fort Meade, Maryland announced that a new oil and gas reservoir simulation package,...

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Geology/Geophysics

Porosity exchange theory gaining traction with geologists

CALGARY, Alberta - A group of scientifical geologists with the Canadian Geofantasy Network are postulating a theory that is starting to gain traction within...

Legendary geologist, Rocky Mindsporge, invents new crayons

CALGARY, Alberta - Superstar geology legend Rocky Mindsporge, renowned for his ability to correlate the patterns required in CandyCrush and Tetris to oil and...

CEO fired after mandating that geologists use Sequence Calligraphy technique

CALGARY, Alberta - Guggerant Exploration formally announced the termination of Chief Executive Officer Rianni Farnto today at its investor web conference.  The news of...

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