Technical/Operations

Long Island Medium star consults for Cheaterson Energy in Texas

DALLAS, Texas - Theresa Caputo, star of TLC's hit reality TV show Long Island Medium, recently signed a 12 month contract with Cheaterson Energy...

Scientists discover that solar power drains the Sun

CALGARY, Alberta - Renewable energy has become as big a catch phrase as "Wheres the Beef" these days.  Everyone from Greenpeace to The Sierra...

Geology/Geophysics

70s Geologist, Debbil Maysong, wants his pencils back

CALGARY, Alberta - Gates, Jobs, Page, Brin, and Zuckerberg. These people are a quick list of huge success at the hands of computer tech...

Last Two Palynologists Die, Species Declared Extinct

TULSA, Oklahoma - Palynology, the study of contemporary and fossil palynomorphs, including pollen, spores, orbicules, dinocysts, acritarchs, chitinozoans and scolecodonts  (whatever the hell all...

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Dear Andy

Dear Andy: How can my company survive at sub $50 oil?

Dear Andy: "My name is Pablo. I'm the President of a privately held junior oil and gas operator based out of Houston, Texas and I gotta tell ya, these...

Environment

Hovercraft skirts road ban, drilling continues

PORTLAND, Oregon - Sneakypete Oil Company of Bellylint, Oregon has been developing a recent oil discovery in northern California but has encountered resistance from...