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Engineers are far less emotional than rats: Study

VANCOUVER, BC - The International Association of Multipolar Narcissistic & Undogmatical Testing Standards released a report this morning concluding that 89.56% of engineers world-wide have...

Technical/Operations

Hollimorton invents chemical treatment that creates new oil in-situ

HOUSTON, Texas - Hollimorton's reasearch division announced today that it has created a new chemical stimulation treatment that significantly accelerates the diagenesis process so...

Crazy Old Fart Reveals Secrets of Seismic Processing

HOUSTON, Texas - Hazy O’Grady, a semi-retired geophysical consultant, claims that he is one of a handful of people who fully understands seismic processing....

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Geology/Geophysics

Study: Rectilinear contouring eliminates need for geologists

CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy recently fired all of its geologists when a task force of engineers undertook an informal study that proved...

Massive Asteroid to Strike Earth; Geologists Delighted

PASADENA, Texas - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration held a press conference today warning of an imminent collision between Earth and a massive...

CEO fired after mandating that geologists use Sequence Calligraphy technique

CALGARY, Alberta - Guggerant Exploration formally announced the termination of Chief Executive Officer Rianni Farnto today at its investor web conference.  The news of...

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Amphibian Population Decline Blamed on Oil Field Acidizing

ANAHEIM, California - Over the past several decades, scientists have documented a severe decline in the populations of amphibians, particularly frogs.  Dr. Tad Pohl,...