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Struggling service company plans biggest Stampede party ever
CALGARY, Alberta - Toke Logging Services was marginally in the black in 2012, and year-to-date 2013 is not looking any better. In fact, things...
Technical/Operations
Legendary geologist, Rocky Mindsporge, invents new crayons
CALGARY, Alberta - Superstar geology legend Rocky Mindsporge, renowned for his ability to correlate the patterns required in CandyCrush and Tetris to oil and...
New safety policy rubber stamped, costs millions
HORN RIVER, British Columbia - Anti-Collision. In every way, shape, or form, it sounds like a great policy. That is what Precise Drillworx thought...
Government
Geology/Geophysics
Company cuts core along entire HZ leg of well to confirm in-zone drilling
FORT NELSON, British Columbia - Share price plummeted this week for junior oil and gas operator Short Run Energy, as news of an experimental...
CEO fired after mandating that geologists use Sequence Calligraphy technique
CALGARY, Alberta - Guggerant Exploration formally announced the termination of Chief Executive Officer Rianni Farnto today at its investor web conference. The news of...
Problem geologists need help: WOOPS
EDMONTON, Alberta - In response to the sorry state of affairs in the profession of petroleum geology, the World Organization of Petroleum Societies (WOOPS)...
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Moose Turds Identified as New Energy Source; Oil Companies Horrified
CALGARY, Alberta - Research scientists at the University of Calgary announced today that moose droppings in the vicinity of Lake Louise in western Alberta...
