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LASER oil well drilling project approved by AER

EDMONTON, Alberta - After months of delays through the regulatory approval process, Lightbeam Resources has been granted approval by the AER to execute a 10-well drilling...

Norse Gods form Midgard Geophysical Services

THULE, Greenland - The Norse god Thor announced today that he and a group of other Asgardians have incorporated a new geophysical services company, Midgard...

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Geology/Geophysics

Scientists Admit that the Earth is Flat After All

LONDON, England - In perhaps the most astonishing mea culpa in recorded history, representatives of all the major scientific organizations issued a joint statement...

Breaking News! New seismic wave discovered

CLEVELAND, Ohio - A group of scientists at the Earth Motion Laboratory in Shaker Heights, Ohio announced today the discovery of a new type...

Last Two Palynologists Die, Species Declared Extinct

TULSA, Oklahoma - Palynology, the study of contemporary and fossil palynomorphs, including pollen, spores, orbicules, dinocysts, acritarchs, chitinozoans and scolecodonts  (whatever the hell all...

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Condoms ease Northern Gateway concerns

KITIMAT, British Columbia - The Northern Gateway pipeline is the center of much controversy in Canada recently.  The pipeline threatens to draw a harsh...