So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye.

We’ve run out of bullshit.  Good luck to all.


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Sir William Shortspeare, hereditary lord of Bentknee Manor in Slopshire, has over forty years’ experience at being a devout prig. Staying one step ahead of the nancy boys at Clovenhoof College, he graduated with a degree in Nothing Special. Thus eminently qualified, he joined British Petroleum and was immediately posted to Houston. After enduring one summer of Texas heat, he spent the remainder of his career demanding a transfer. Now retired, he casts a jaundiced eye on the petroleum industry from Southern California and reports his findings to 2P News.


  1. There are precious few advantages to being an old fart like me. When the cutbacks finally got to me, I could simply retire and say to hell with it. I wish I could say something of comfort to all the younger people with families to support. Oil goes up. Oil goes down. If you can make it to the next up cycle, remember to skip the BMW and put the money in the bank for the next down cycle.


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