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2P News Staffers Yu Mii and Cynthia Redbush in Catfight!

CALGARY, Alberta - A most untoward event happened in the plush offices of 2P News in Calgary, Alberta when two female staffers, Yu Mii and...

2P News opens virtual office in Houston

HOUSTON, Texas - 2P News started life as a Calgary-based reprieve from the drudgery of everyday life in the oil patch.  Nearly 3 years later,...

Wall Street Journal Exposes 2P News as Fraudulent!

NEW YORK, New York - In an exposé that should surprise only a few massively ignorant people in Newfoundland, the venerable publication Wall Street...

NDP Energy Minister embarrassed after industry meet and greet

CALGARY, Alberta - Alberta's newly appointed Energy Minister, Marg McCuaig-Boyd, was standing in silence yesterday at the first joint industry meeting regarding Alberta's Oil & Gas...

Breaking news!! 2P News website hacked, perps made site better

CALGARY, Alberta - This just in!! The wildly popular satirical news giant 2P News just reported that hackers had breached its computer and web...

2P News to form party, run in spring Alberta election

CALGARY, Alberta - After significant deliberation and some playful cajoling from office coworkers, 2P News co-founder Antoine McGuilicuddy has decided to form an independent...

2P News closed; staff dragged off in chains

CALGARY, Alberta - In a shocking turn of events, the entire Calgary staff of 2P News was arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police...

2P News stock downgraded

CALGARY, Alberta - In the wake of Suncor announcing an 81% drop in its profits amid sliding oil prices, 2P News just today posted disappointing...

2P News proposes new public transit corridor in NW

CALGARY, Alberta - Numerous challenges have been placed in front of the residents of Royal Oak and Rocky Ridge.  Residents in these two northwest...

2P News to introduce subscription fee in 2040

CALGARY, North Texas - The popular news blogging service that claims to be, "Your #1 source for irrelevant energy and political misinformation" has decided...