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Killer Klowns from Outer Space to Invest in Moosepeace Beer

HUDSON BAY, Quebec - Pierre Francais-Allemagne, President and CEO of Moosepeace Beer of Hudson Bay announced today that the company is receiving a major...

Public Health Service SWAT Team Raids Bigass Oil Co. Men’s Room

DALLAS, Texas - The U. S. Public Health Service revealed today that its elite SWAT team was called in to secure, quarantine and decontaminate...

Landman Awakens from Coma, Sees Price of Oil, Relapses

CALGARY, Alberta – Independent landman Rip Van Wanker was badly injured during a full-contact beer pong contest at a now-closed Hooters Restaurant in Calgary...

5 Things everyone should know about geologists

EVERYWHERE, Known Universe – The word geologist is derived from the modern Latin geologia, from Greek gē ‘earth’ + -logia, meaning the study of...

Biochemistry breakthrough saves oil industry

(Happy Labour Day holiday, Canada! Enjoy not labouring today.) CALGARY, Alberta - In a stunning announcement that stunned all of North America and a few...

Geologists are strange? Nooooo… you don’t say.

Full Disclosure: Not all geologists are strange. I work with a number of geologists and they are the hippest cats around - they genuinely...

Geologists drink engineers under the table over the lunch hour

CALGARY, Alberta - A lunch hour on a patio of a downtown Calgary pub with a number of Bendovus Energy employees went sideways after...

Moosepeace Beer Sponsors Amateur Brewing Contest

CALGARY, Alberta - As a run-up to this year’s Calgary Stampede, Moosepeace Beer of Hudson’s Bay recently sponsored a contest for amateur beer brewers in...

Moose Turds Identified as New Energy Source; Oil Companies Horrified

CALGARY, Alberta - Research scientists at the University of Calgary announced today that moose droppings in the vicinity of Lake Louise in western Alberta...

Bendovus Energy sponsors talent show and beer fest

WEYBURN, Saskatchewan - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy announced today that it has committed to co-sponsoring the annual Western Canada Oil and Gas Talent Show and...