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Musical Extravaganza at Bendovus Headquarters Rocks Calgary

Hookers and lookers and nookie that swings These are a few of my favorite things When the crabs bite and to pee stings And when I’m feeling...

Bendovus Hires Godzilla to Stomp the Crap out of Rival Companies

CALGARY, Alberta - In a spectacular investigative reporting coup, 2P News has learned that Bendovus Energy of Calgary has struck a deal with the...

Petroleum Engineer to Marry Geologist

CALGARY, Alberta - In a development that sent massive shock waves rumbling through the oil and gas industry worldwide, Bendovus petroleum engineer Gunther Scruloose...

Bendovus executive benefits revealed

CALGARY, Alberta - With recent news that Premier Notley and her cabinet were receiving salary bumps in troubled times, we here at 2P News felt it was...

Geologists drink engineers under the table over the lunch hour

CALGARY, Alberta - A lunch hour on a patio of a downtown Calgary pub with a number of Bendovus Energy employees went sideways after...

Bendovus Touts New Technology on Corporate Website

CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy is shamelessly promoting itself with claims of using advanced technology to produce oil and gas. This news comes...

Bendovus Energy rolls out “3-Ply Thursdays”

CALGARY, Alberta - In an effort to bolster its prestigious self-image that was only boosted when it moved to a new Ivy League type...

Moosepeace Beer Sponsors Amateur Brewing Contest

CALGARY, Alberta - As a run-up to this year’s Calgary Stampede, Moosepeace Beer of Hudson’s Bay recently sponsored a contest for amateur beer brewers in...

NDP to increase royalties and corporate tax June 1

CALGARY, Alberta - A report released late last night has finally solidified what most intelligent Albertans have long feared.  The Notley NDP will increase oil and...

Bitumen Gas found to be Hallucinogenic

VANCOUVER, BC - Researchers at the University of British Columbia Medical School and Chop Shop announced a surprising finding regarding the effects of bitumen...