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Rocky and Bullwinkle Defect to Canada

Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose, residents of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota and citizens of the United States are petitioning the Canadian government for...

Scientists Admit that the Earth is Flat After All

LONDON, England - In perhaps the most astonishing mea culpa in recorded history, representatives of all the major scientific organizations issued a joint statement...

Satan Sued by Environmentalist Groups for Breach of Contract

NEW YORK, New York - Mr. Gomer Piles, attorney and spokesman for a coalition of environmentalist groups, announced today that a lawsuit has been...

Liechtenstein Bans Fracking; World Barely Notices

GENEVA, Switzerland - Hans Verklempt Fischöl, prime minister of the Principality of Liechtenstein, announced today that its parliament has enacted a permanent ban on...

OilLee: Movie Review

The Bottom Line Sponsored by Mooncor, Bendovus, Shall Energy, and FinnCrude, this is a masterful work of shit.  Beyond hiring a know-nothing, talentless Mr. Rangloo...

Halfkatch Energy buys 74,576 gas wells in Saskatchewan

SPEEDY CREEK, Saskatchewan - In the early years of the 21st century, oil and gas operators were primarily focused on natural gas and less...

Sarah Palin refuses Redford’s invitation to BCF fundraiser in Edmonton

EDMONTON, Alberta - A ridiculous invitation by Premier Allison Redford was recently refused by American political sensation Sarah Palin. Sept long weekend is just...

OPEC, In No Mood For Fight, agrees USA is definitely ‘something’

FRANKFURT, Germany - A moment of clarity stalled the crowd at the 2013 Oil & Gas Production PowWow in Frankfurt yesterday.  In what was...

Oil price headed to $200 per barrel as lunchmeat crisis hits...

RODEO, Arkansas - Market experts have yet to explain yet another surge in the price of crude oil in North America.  A recent spike...

Accountant embezzles AFE money and loses it, literally

JACKFISH, Manitoba - Riverwound Energy has its central office in Jackfish Manitoba, a town of nearly 130 people.   Allan Oingin, the former CFO of...