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Canada Goosed stock surges after announcing new line of higher-end parkas...

The six-decade-old company continues to defy the retail malaise as consumers in fair-weather market flock to parkas originally designed for the Arctic. Their new You-Got-Goosed...

Shocking video shows man driving a BMW use its turn signals...

CALGARY, Alberta - A video has surfaced of a BMW driver waiting patiently while using his car’s turn signal to merge into traffic in...

2P News Staffers Yu Mii and Cynthia Redbush in Catfight!

CALGARY, Alberta - A most untoward event happened in the plush offices of 2P News in Calgary, Alberta when two female staffers, Yu Mii and...

The Ballad of Calgary Joe

Mostly stolen from “The Ballad of Yukon Jake” by Edward E. Paramore, Jr. Oh the north country is a hard country That mothers a bloody brood And...

Office Odor Problems Solved with New Technology

CALGARY, Alberta - SweetSent Industries of Skankway, Saskatchewan introduced a new device for homes and business offices that will eliminate lingering flatulence and other...

Calgary-area man would like to see higher oil prices

CALGARY, Alberta – THIS JUST IN! 53 year-old Michael Shacalacka, a 7-year resident of Calgary, is tired of depressed oil prices. During an interview...

Pegmatites Declared Noxious Rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - In a surprise move during a press conference at the annual convention of the International Society of Geological Trivia (ISGT) in Calgary,...

Bob Hope and Bing Crosby to Make ‘Road to Calgary’ Movie

HOLLYWOOD, California - Despite the fact that the duo have been deceased for many years, publicists for Bob Hope and Bing Crosby announced today...

Public Health Service SWAT Team Raids Bigass Oil Co. Men’s Room

DALLAS, Texas - The U. S. Public Health Service revealed today that its elite SWAT team was called in to secure, quarantine and decontaminate...

Former Texas Governor Rags on Alberta Cuisine

CALGARY, Alberta - Still trying to resuscitate his doomed quest for the 2016 Republican nomination for U. S. president, former Texas Governor and Demagogue...