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2P News Staffers Yu Mii and Cynthia Redbush in Catfight!

CALGARY, Alberta - A most untoward event happened in the plush offices of 2P News in Calgary, Alberta when two female staffers, Yu Mii and...

The Ballad of Calgary Joe

Mostly stolen from “The Ballad of Yukon Jake” by Edward E. Paramore, Jr. Oh the north country is a hard country That mothers a bloody brood And...

Office Odor Problems Solved with New Technology

CALGARY, Alberta - SweetSent Industries of Skankway, Saskatchewan introduced a new device for homes and business offices that will eliminate lingering flatulence and other...

Calgary-area man would like to see higher oil prices

CALGARY, Alberta – THIS JUST IN! 53 year-old Michael Shacalacka, a 7-year resident of Calgary, is tired of depressed oil prices. During an interview...

Pegmatites Declared Noxious Rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - In a surprise move during a press conference at the annual convention of the International Society of Geological Trivia (ISGT) in Calgary,...

Bob Hope and Bing Crosby to Make ‘Road to Calgary’ Movie

HOLLYWOOD, California - Despite the fact that the duo have been deceased for many years, publicists for Bob Hope and Bing Crosby announced today...

Public Health Service SWAT Team Raids Bigass Oil Co. Men’s Room

DALLAS, Texas - The U. S. Public Health Service revealed today that its elite SWAT team was called in to secure, quarantine and decontaminate...

Former Texas Governor Rags on Alberta Cuisine

CALGARY, Alberta - Still trying to resuscitate his doomed quest for the 2016 Republican nomination for U. S. president, former Texas Governor and Demagogue...

Musical Extravaganza at Bendovus Headquarters Rocks Calgary

Hookers and lookers and nookie that swings These are a few of my favorite things When the crabs bite and to pee stings And when I’m feeling...

New Spaceplane Service From Calgary to Edmonton Announced

EDMONTON, Alberta - Bolide Airlines announced today at a press conference that it is placing in service a passenger version of the Boing X-37B unmanned...