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Bendovus Hires Godzilla to Stomp the Crap out of Rival Companies

CALGARY, Alberta - In a spectacular investigative reporting coup, 2P News has learned that Bendovus Energy of Calgary has struck a deal with the...

Petroleum Engineer to Marry Geologist

CALGARY, Alberta - In a development that sent massive shock waves rumbling through the oil and gas industry worldwide, Bendovus petroleum engineer Gunther Scruloose...

Bendovus Touts New Technology on Corporate Website

CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy is shamelessly promoting itself with claims of using advanced technology to produce oil and gas. This news comes...

NDP to increase royalties and corporate tax June 1

CALGARY, Alberta - A report released late last night has finally solidified what most intelligent Albertans have long feared.  The Notley NDP will increase oil and...

43% of Bendovus staff resign after Tuesday’s town hall

CALGARY, Alberta - Bendovus Energy has lost a large percentage of its workforce after a disastrous townhall meeting on Tuesday.  The meeting unveiled a...

PNG major improves morale by creating Engineer-only floors

CALGARY, Alberta – EnKarma Corporation this morning announced the results of a workplace social experiment that it piloted 6 months ago. After years and...

Cenovus Energy buys ad space on 2P News

CALGARY, Alberta - The absurd and crazy will never cease to end in this world.  In a surprise move by Cenovus Energy (aka Bendovus),...

Pub lunch costs Bendovus Energy millions

CALGARY, Alberta - Bendovus Energy is feeling the sting of carelessness this week, as a land deal has been approved and paid for without...

2P News co-founders reject $1.15B offer from Bendovus Energy

CALGARY, Alberta - Breaking news from Canada's oil capital sees Bendovus Energy offer US$1.15B for Calgary-based junior oil and gas news publishing outfit ProvedPlusProbable.com,...

Bendovus has receipts, tries to return The Beau Tower

CALGARY, Alberta - Construction in Calgary has left a bitter taste in the mouths of many residents over the last few years.  Booming builders...