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Bob Hope and Bing Crosby to Make ‘Road to Calgary’ Movie

HOLLYWOOD, California - Despite the fact that the duo have been deceased for many years, publicists for Bob Hope and Bing Crosby announced today...

Shill Oil Co. Recruits Yetis for Arctic Drilling Project

THE HAGUE, Netherlands - Regal Douche Shill announced today that it has recruited and trained a team of Yetis to operate its arctic drilling...

New Supersized Drilling Rig Pulls 10-Joint Stands

HOUSTON, Texas - Puckerup Drilling Company of Houston announced today that it is ready to place in service a new class of land drilling...

New drill bit technology unveiled in Williston, North Dakota

WILLISTON, North Dakota - Chukkee Fendershot, an experienced drilling supervisor in southern Saskatchewan and North Dakota, has recently unveiled his new 8 Gauge drill...

Crude oil holds inaugural state of the industry press conference

HOUSTON, Texas – In a very rare appearance on short notice at the Alamo Plaza in San Antonio, Texas, Crude Oil took the microphone...

Genetically modified bamboo self-drills oil wells

TULSA, North Virginia - Polecat Drilling Co. of Stinktey, Oklahoma today announced a breakthrough oil and gas well drilling method.  Company president Tork Mudlager...

Geologist assaulted for teasing MWD staff

CALGARY, Alberta - A senior wellsite geologist has been hospitalized after a violent incident on a drilling rig in northern Alberta last night. Ricky Rockerson...

North Pole Slashes 2015 Budget

NORH POLE, North Pole - In 2013 Santa Claus announced the divestment of his toy and gift creation centers and began a venture into oil...

Gotham Petroleum goes Bat Shit Crazy

GOTHAM CITY, New York - Gotham Petroleum Corp. announced in a press release today that the company has successfully used bat guano as lost...

Planet refuses to allow exploration drilling

CRITTERSVILLE, Arkansas - Trembling Energy has been forced to cancel its core drilling program in eastern Arkansas following a physical protest by the Earth. ...