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Office Odor Problems Solved with New Technology

CALGARY, Alberta - SweetSent Industries of Skankway, Saskatchewan introduced a new device for homes and business offices that will eliminate lingering flatulence and other...

Five Things Everyone Should Know About Oil & Gas Executives

In previous 2PNews articles we have shared with our readers the five things you should know about engineers and geologists. Today we turn our...

Blimp to Refuel Ice Road Trucks on the Fly in Alaska

       MOOSEPOOP, Alaska – Lackheed Martian Corporation announced the formation of a joint venture with Peckerbuilt Motors Company that will provide a unique new...

Oil Company “Dirty Tricks” Uncovered!

BRIDGEPORT, Connecticut - Well-known Trust Fund twit Rodney Warbucks claimed today that he has been the target of a “dirty tricks” effort perpetrated by a...

Revolutionary Petroleum Refining Technology Touted

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a move that will shake the refining industry right down to its booties, Easilay Research Corporation (a subsidiary of...

Toronto-area math teacher arrested at Pearson attempting to board with math...

TORONTO, Ontario - A high school teacher was arrested this morning at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in...

Dear Andy: What Can I Do If I’m Laid Off?

Dear Andy: Like every other oil and gas company employee, I’m fearful of being laid off and I don’t know what else I could do....

Petroleum Engineer to Marry Geologist

CALGARY, Alberta - In a development that sent massive shock waves rumbling through the oil and gas industry worldwide, Bendovus petroleum engineer Gunther Scruloose...

Engineers to help control Rumwhiskeystan’s overpopulation

HEFFERVEISEN, Rumwhiskeystan – Exponential population growth in the small eastern European country known as Rumwhiskeystan over the past decade is resulting in progressively worsening...

RCMP foil “illegal APEGA strike plot” with 2 arrests in midday...

EDMONTON, Alberta – Strathcona RCMP has foiled an alleged plot to carry out an unauthorized province-wide strike by all the professional members of APEGA...