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Tachyon beams used to locate petroleum deposits

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Starfleet Enterprises of San Francisco is using a tachyon beam to probe the geologic history of promising areas for oil...

Calgary area engineer awarded patents for optimizing condiment recovery

CALGARY, Alberta - An area reservoir engineering professional was awarded a number of patents for technologies that he claims, "can be used to increase...

Study: Rectilinear contouring eliminates need for geologists

CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy recently fired all of its geologists when a task force of engineers undertook an informal study that proved...

5 Things everyone should know about geologists

<This article was originally published sometime in 2014, but after making some changes to it (based on feedback from some angry readers), it is...

Bendovus Energy Hires Exploration Astrologer

CALGARY, Texas of the North - In an effort to improve its exploration well success rate, Calgary, Alberta-based Bendovus Energy recently hired Madam Olga...

Accountant uses psychology to help oil and gas professionals

DALLAS, Texas -  Richard McWeenar, former accounts payable employee for oil and gas giant Dime’a Dozen Energy, returned to work with Dime’a Dozen after...

Dear Andy: The engineer in the cubicle next to me has...

Dear Andy: My name is Sarah.  I am a surface land team lead with an intermediate PNG company here in Calgary. I sit adjacent to...

Engineer invents cuttings teleportation machine

CALGARY, Alberta - Marcus Stanganfold, an electrical systems engineer with StarTreck Resources has developed a machine that can transport real-time drill cuttings to a...

Apple to unveil engineering computer – the iEng

CALGARY, Alberta - 2P News reported earlier this week the development of a geologically oriented computer by Silicon Magic Inc. (SMI) of Palo Mino, California. Staff...

PNG major improves morale by creating Engineer-only floors

CALGARY, Alberta – EnKarma Corporation this morning announced the results of a workplace social experiment that it piloted 6 months ago. After years and...