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Inuit to Farm-Raise Sperm Whales

YELLOWKNIFE, Northwest Territories - A group of Alaskan and Canadian natives announced plans to form a co-operative and go into the aquaculture business by...

Office Odor Problems Solved with New Technology

CALGARY, Alberta - SweetSent Industries of Skankway, Saskatchewan introduced a new device for homes and business offices that will eliminate lingering flatulence and other...

Marvel to Publish OilMan Comic Book

NEW YORK CITY, New York - Marvel™ Entertainment, LLC announced that its comic book subsidiary, Marvel™ Worldwide, Inc. has purchased the rights to the...

California Cows Agree to Reduce Emissions

SACRAMENTO, California - The California Independent Petroleum Association (CIPA) announced today that it has reached agreement with the state’s dairy cattle to reduce greenhouse...

Oil Company “Dirty Tricks” Uncovered!

BRIDGEPORT, Connecticut - Well-known Trust Fund twit Rodney Warbucks claimed today that he has been the target of a “dirty tricks” effort perpetrated by a...

Public Health Service SWAT Team Raids Bigass Oil Co. Men’s Room

DALLAS, Texas - The U. S. Public Health Service revealed today that its elite SWAT team was called in to secure, quarantine and decontaminate...

Belgian Company Touts New Pipeline Inspection Service

TORONTO, Ontario - Peyo Enterprises of Brussels, Belgium announced that it has formed a new division dedicated to providing pipeline inspection services to the...

Amphibian Population Decline Blamed on Oil Field Acidizing

ANAHEIM, California - Over the past several decades, scientists have documented a severe decline in the populations of amphibians, particularly frogs.  Dr. Tad Pohl,...

Hollimorton Continues Acquisition Binge Despite Downturn

HOUSTON, Texas - Close on the heels of its pending US$34.6 billion acquisition of oil field services rival Fakit Huge Inc., Hollimorton Company today...

Satan Sued by Environmentalist Groups for Breach of Contract

NEW YORK, New York - Mr. Gomer Piles, attorney and spokesman for a coalition of environmentalist groups, announced today that a lawsuit has been...