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Office Odor Problems Solved with New Technology

CALGARY, Alberta - SweetSent Industries of Skankway, Saskatchewan introduced a new device for homes and business offices that will eliminate lingering flatulence and other...

Geologists are strange? Nooooo… you don’t say.

Full Disclosure: Not all geologists are strange. I work with a number of geologists and they are the hippest cats around - they genuinely...

Engineers move to ban rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - In a monumental move by The Coalition Responsible for Every Engineering Program & Study, a massive campaign has been launched to ban...

Problem geologists need help: WOOPS

EDMONTON, Alberta - In response to the sorry state of affairs in the profession of petroleum geology, the World Organization of Petroleum Societies (WOOPS)...

Engineers are far less emotional than rats: Study

VANCOUVER, BC - The International Association of Multipolar Narcissistic & Undogmatical Testing Standards released a report this morning concluding that 89.56% of engineers world-wide have...

PNG golf tournament delayed when geologist stumbles upon rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - Play stopped yesterday at the Sphincter Ridge golf course in northeast Calgary.  The Petroleum Exploration & Explanation Association hosts its golf...

New super union hits Alberta’s private sector oil and gas HQs

CALGARY, Alberta - News of the new Super-Union, Unifor, has been dredging up mixed feelings across Canada for the last few weeks.  An all...

New technology at recruitment agency screens candidates by resume thickness

CALGARY, Alberta - Screening resumes has been a bane for many HR departments and oil and gas recruitment agencies across the globe. But a...

Eng-Man and Geo-Boy, is TC Comics Desperate?

LOS ANGELES, California - The last few years have been challenging for the entertainment industry, to say the least.  The market for new ideas...