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Pegmatites Declared Noxious Rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - In a surprise move during a press conference at the annual convention of the International Society of Geological Trivia (ISGT) in Calgary,...

Last Two Palynologists Die, Species Declared Extinct

TULSA, Oklahoma - Palynology, the study of contemporary and fossil palynomorphs, including pollen, spores, orbicules, dinocysts, acritarchs, chitinozoans and scolecodonts  (whatever the hell all...

Yellowstone Supervolcano Erupts; Mankind Doomed

The supervolcano in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming that had been dormant for 640,000 years erupted yesterday, spewing hundreds of millions of tons of...

Phanerotoptric Congeneration Used to Identify Fentel Trends

JACKSON HOLE, Wyoming - Professor Harvey Farquar of the Department of Debusive Geology at the University of Newfoundland presented a paper at the annual...

Engineers move to ban rocks

CALGARY, Alberta - In a monumental move by The Coalition Responsible for Every Engineering Program & Study, a massive campaign has been launched to ban...

Porosity exchange theory gaining traction with geologists

CALGARY, Alberta - A group of scientifical geologists with the Canadian Geofantasy Network are postulating a theory that is starting to gain traction within...

Study: Rectilinear contouring eliminates need for geologists

CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary-based Bendovus Energy recently fired all of its geologists when a task force of engineers undertook an informal study that proved...

5 Things everyone should know about geologists

<This article was originally published sometime in 2014, but after making some changes to it (based on feedback from some angry readers), it is...

Crustal drilling project results in Volcano near Didsbury

RED DEER, Alberta - Central Alberta was thrust into chaos this morning when a deep test well may have instigated the first active volcano...

Laptop Computer Modified for Geologists

LOS ANGELES, California - Silicon Magic Inc. (SMI) of Palo Mino, California announced a line of specialty laptop computers designed especially for earth scientists....