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War Declared after Japecks/Mitsooey Sneak Attack on TexxonMogul

HONOLULU, Hawaii - A consortium of Japan Petroleum Exploitation, Mitsooey Bacon Grease and several other Japanese oil companies executed a surprise attack on the TexxonMogul...

Rocky and Bullwinkle Defect to Canada

Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose, residents of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota and citizens of the United States are petitioning the Canadian government for...

Dear Andy: What Can I Do If I’m Laid Off?

Dear Andy: Like every other oil and gas company employee, I’m fearful of being laid off and I don’t know what else I could do....

Liechtenstein Bans Fracking; World Barely Notices

GENEVA, Switzerland - Hans Verklempt Fischöl, prime minister of the Principality of Liechtenstein, announced today that its parliament has enacted a permanent ban on...

California Demands Oil & Gas Tax Payment in Gold

SACRAMENTO, California - California governor Jerry “God I’m Old as God” Brown announced today that beginning next year oil and gas companies will have to...

Alberta Premier Proposes “Rounder Act of 2015”

EDMONTON, Alberta - (Friday the 13th) Alberta Premier Wretched Nutley is following up on an NDP campaign promise to simplify the lives of Albertans by proposing the...

Prentice: I can balance the budget even at $30 oil!

EDMONTON, Alberta - "A balanced 2015 budget with $45 oil? No problem. Balance budgets through 2020 even if oil was trading at $30? I...

Obama planning to charge duty on US oil under Canadian soil

WASHINGTON, DC - In a political move that is sure to sour the relationship between Canada and its neighbor to the south, President Obama...

Hydrogen fuel cells now considered a WMD by US government

WASHINGTON DC - In a landmark and extremely controversial policy move, President Obama has declared hydrogen fuel cells as a Class 6b.21 Weapon of...

Trudeau’s Federal liberals propose plan to transport oil by passenger car

EDMONTON, Alberta - It has been well established here at 2P News that transporting crude oil is fraught with danger and environmental risk. Pipelines...