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OPEC & Obama launch civil suits against Canada

OTTAWA, Ontario - Canada has been named in a civil lawsuit put forth by both the Obama administration and OPEC.  The lawsuit names the...

2P News to form party, run in spring Alberta election

CALGARY, Alberta - After significant deliberation and some playful cajoling from office coworkers, 2P News co-founder Antoine McGuilicuddy has decided to form an independent...

Massive Asteroid to Strike Earth; Geologists Delighted

PASADENA, Texas - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration held a press conference today warning of an imminent collision between Earth and a massive...

Fracture completions linked to rare mental disorder

DENVER, Colorado - A research team working out of the Medical & Human Development Center in Denver has released findings linking fracture completions, or...

Writedown Resources to release weak Q2 results after strong Q1 results...

CALGARY, Alberta - After seeing its share price plummet by 11% the morning after it released stellar Q1 results, Writedown Resources plans to release...

Area oil and gas professionals charged after leaving dark pub, disoriented

CALGARY, Alberta - Four area PNG professionals, all employed by PetroCreditUnion, were arrested along Stephen Avenue late yesterday afternoon for causing a commotion along...

Geologists flood to CHS after misinterpreting “Basement Features” seminar

CALGARY, Alberta - Roughly 4 dozen geologists were arrested this weekend for disturbing the peace, property damage, uttering obscenities, and ransacking several booths at...

Bark Resources stock surges with news of enhanced safety policy

CALGARY, Alberta - Calgary-based Bark Resources saw its stock price tumble 18% in early morning trading on the TSX today after news of the...

CEO fired after mandating that geologists use Sequence Calligraphy technique

CALGARY, Alberta - Guggerant Exploration formally announced the termination of Chief Executive Officer Rianni Farnto today at its investor web conference.  The news of...

New oil and gas reality show set to air on NBC

DAHASHABOUIE, Arkansas - Reality television.  The world revolves around reality television.  Real wives who eat cakes and have too many kids, while their overweight...