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IT Scandal at TexxonMogul!

HOUSTON, Texas - In a scene reminiscent of a Dilbert comic strip, the laptop computer on the desk of TexxonMogul CEO Max Avarice was...

New Supersized Drilling Rig Pulls 10-Joint Stands

HOUSTON, Texas - Puckerup Drilling Company of Houston announced today that it is ready to place in service a new class of land drilling...

2P News opens virtual office in Houston

HOUSTON, Texas - 2P News started life as a Calgary-based reprieve from the drudgery of everyday life in the oil patch.  Nearly 3 years later,...

Cinco Ranch, TX man facing multiple charges for trapping engineers

HOUSTON, Texas - A Cinco Ranch man is facing 17 charges after 3 men were trapped and forcibly confined in their suburban neighbourhood. The events took place yesterday...

Crude oil holds inaugural state of the industry press conference

HOUSTON, Texas – In a very rare appearance on short notice at the Alamo Plaza in San Antonio, Texas, Crude Oil took the microphone...

Social Skills for Engineering Students Added to University Curriculum

HOUSTON, Texas - Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University (A&M) today announced that all male engineering students will have to take a course in social...

Breaking News! Texas runs out of oil

HOUSTON, Texas - In a totally unexpected and unexplainable development, Texas ran out of oil today. "It was the damnedest thing," said Texas Railroad...

Houston-based company believes it can achieve 90% oil recovery

HOUSTON, Texas - Spin Rock Resources, a startup oil company founded by billionaire oil magnate Tex Avery, recently applied to the Texas Oil and...

Eagleford Shale Hoax Unearthed

COLLEGE STATION, Texas - The once friendly rivalry between Texas A&M University (TAMU) and the University of Texas reached new heights today after the...

AAPG, CSPG and SPE to Merge

HOUSTON, Texas - Presidents of the American Association of Petroleum Geologists (AAPG), Canadian Society of Petroleum Geologists (CSPG) and the Society of Petroleum Engineers...