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Dear Andy: What Can I Do If I’m Laid Off?

Dear Andy: Like every other oil and gas company employee, I’m fearful of being laid off and I don’t know what else I could do....

Notley announces plan for housing refugees in Alberta

EDMONTON, Alberta - Much of our media has been saturated with the Syrian crisis, refugee policy, and of course the recent attacks in Paris....

Alberta Premier Proposes “Rounder Act of 2015”

EDMONTON, Alberta - (Friday the 13th) Alberta Premier Wretched Nutley is following up on an NDP campaign promise to simplify the lives of Albertans by proposing the...

Bendovus executive benefits revealed

CALGARY, Alberta - With recent news that Premier Notley and her cabinet were receiving salary bumps in troubled times, we here at 2P News felt it was...

Skunks to Replace Methyl Mercaptan in Natural Gas Odorizing

EDMONTON, Alberta - In a bid to appease environmental lunatics and the New Democratic Party (NDP), Alberta Natural Gas Energy Resources (ANGER) announced today...

Movie Review: The Notrix

The Bottom Line This Canadian-made political-petro-enviro thriller only does a mediocre job of entertaining, which is surprising when you consider Mrs. Notley dons skin-tight black leathers...

Alberta NDP introduces new tax incentives

EDMONTON, Alberta - A stunning discovery this week by Balgol News weather anchor Justin Schnitzell has pushed the new NDP government to publicize its...

NDP to Oil Industry: “Drop Dead!”

EDMONTON, Alberta - Following her success in shutting down the oil sand extraction facilities in Ft. McMurray (see 2P News July 13, 2015), Alberta...

NDP Orders Complete Shutdown of Oil Sands Activity; Arctic Crocodile at...

EDMONTON, Alberta - Alberta Premier Wretched Nutley announced today that all oil sand extraction facilities in the vicinity of Ft. McMurray, Alberta will have...

Notley’s NDP mandates transport of oil by horse and wagon

CALGARY, Alberta - Earlier today the Notley government unveiled a plan to keep the oil and gas industry busy and those working in it...