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Obama Demands Reversal of Continental Drift

WASHINGTON, DC - During a press conference in Washington, D. C., U. S. president Barack Obama announced the formation of a government task force...

China Wants Its Money Back; U.S.A. Says Nuh-Uh

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The People’s Republic of China (PRC) holds approximately $1.2 trillion of U. S. A. national debt.  Today in Beijing Chinese president...

OPEC & Obama launch civil suits against Canada

OTTAWA, Ontario - Canada has been named in a civil lawsuit put forth by both the Obama administration and OPEC.  The lawsuit names the...

Harper & Obama propose new Cuban Energy Alliance

OTTAWA, Ontario - Recent meetings and coincidental crossed paths between the leaders of North America and Cuba have not occurred by chance.  It has...

Prentice promises $110 oil if re-elected

EDMONTON, Alberta - Jim Prentice has officially started down the campaign trail, even if there is no official election on the horizon. Over the...

New target for anti-fracking hysterics created

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - The World Organization of Petroleum Societies (WOOPS) today announced a new pro-active campaign to counter the anti-fracking hysteria now spreading...

Obama to Run for President of Canada

WASHINGTON, DC - In a political deke of unprecedented levels, Barack Hussein Obama announced yesterday that upon completion of his second and final term...

Engineer responsible for multiple injuries in Texas

HOUSTON, Texas - We here at 2P News need to apologize to the good people of the southern United States. We published an article...

Obama planning to charge duty on US oil under Canadian soil

WASHINGTON, DC - In a political move that is sure to sour the relationship between Canada and its neighbor to the south, President Obama...

Alberta government mandates new warning labels on fracking vehicles

EDMONTON, Alberta - The Province of Alberta just yesterday announced new legislation that will mandate that any and all vehicles used in the commissioning...