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Former Texas Governor Rags on Alberta Cuisine

CALGARY, Alberta - Still trying to resuscitate his doomed quest for the 2016 Republican nomination for U. S. president, former Texas Governor and Demagogue...

2P News opens virtual office in Houston

HOUSTON, Texas - 2P News started life as a Calgary-based reprieve from the drudgery of everyday life in the oil patch.  Nearly 3 years later,...

Cinco Ranch, TX man facing multiple charges for trapping engineers

HOUSTON, Texas - A Cinco Ranch man is facing 17 charges after 3 men were trapped and forcibly confined in their suburban neighbourhood. The events took place yesterday...

Moosepeace Beer Sponsors Amateur Brewing Contest

CALGARY, Alberta - As a run-up to this year’s Calgary Stampede, Moosepeace Beer of Hudson’s Bay recently sponsored a contest for amateur beer brewers in...

Social Skills for Engineering Students Added to University Curriculum

HOUSTON, Texas - Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University (A&M) today announced that all male engineering students will have to take a course in social...

University of Texas to Merge with Texas A&M

AUSTIN, Texas - Governor Prick Perry is forcing a merger of the two largest state university systems in Texas: the University of Texas (UT)...

Breaking News! Texas runs out of oil

HOUSTON, Texas - In a totally unexpected and unexplainable development, Texas ran out of oil today. "It was the damnedest thing," said Texas Railroad...

“Consume more petroleum-based products!” – head of oil producer consortium

HOUSTON, Texas - In light of plummeting global oil prices, which many industry analysts believe is due in large part to reduced demand through...

Houston-based company believes it can achieve 90% oil recovery

HOUSTON, Texas - Spin Rock Resources, a startup oil company founded by billionaire oil magnate Tex Avery, recently applied to the Texas Oil and...

Eagleford Shale Hoax Unearthed

COLLEGE STATION, Texas - The once friendly rivalry between Texas A&M University (TAMU) and the University of Texas reached new heights today after the...